Dad: I used to be a hardhat yanno? That's why ya momma like me, 'cause I always used to have my hammer
Me: Oh, umm .. alright?
Dad: yupp, hammer swinging back and forth by my waist .. big ol' hammer ..
Me: yo wait .. what are we talking about exactly?
Dad: mhmm, my big ol' hammer .. ya momma a freak
Me: O_O Oh. My. God. Please. Stop
Dad: oh c'mon now. There is nothing wrong with having a little freak nasty in ya
Darius: ::walks away::
Me: I uhh .. I really can't even do this with you right now
Dad: ::shakes head:: Lord have mercy. I gots me a bunch of prudes for kids
in retrospect .. it's funny. at the time .. NOT funny .. NOT cool.
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