April 2010
Not being able to Tweet is driving me nuts!
TWITTER WHY?!!!
Twitter is taking the Piss tho!
wtf!
March 2010
Lizastrophy
Jack: ok lemon what is it?
Liz: ok ever since i was little...
Jack: no faster than that
Liz: my whole adult life...
Jack: no
Liz: Oprah says...
Jack: you have ten seconds
lmao
LOOl this made me laugh so hard when i watched it
lammiie:
SO DRB IS PERFORMING NEXT TOMORROW….0_0
I HOPE THEY PERFORM BEFORE LYNNNX…BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW IF THEY PERFORM
AFTER LYNNX….HMMMN…..ANYWAYS THERE ARE SO MANY FAKE PEOPLE IN LONDON
SO THERE……
GOSH IM SUCH A HATER…=P
BAHAHAHA!
she heard so many lies, she dont know whats true or not. shorty like a vallet...
– Dwayne Carter (via detinuke)
<3-ed his verse
Man: Can I get these in a size 12
Shoes salesman: We have this in a size 9 and 9.5
Man: Oh alright give me the size 9 and I’ll just fold my toes into the shoes
*DEAD*
Have you ever been
with a guy
that has made your tummy
tighten in knots of pleasure
and you can barely speak
but you can somehow manage to say
‘OMG what are you doing to me?’
x
detinuke:
siaamor:
I WONDER IF WAYNE HAS DROPPED THE SOAP YET…
LOL but why?! my baby is safe tho
Do you want to kiss me?
Because I want to kiss you so bad.
But I can’t
because you are a douche.
You claim that you are honest
but really you are offensive.
You can say the truth without hurting my feelings.
I am a girl. not a fucking stone you douche!
You cannot reach me on samsung....im too busy...
(via huzzle)
Crazy motherfucker I am one
:)
Yeah so the way Nicki Minaj raps scares me.
lammiie:
cakesworld:
shesodebonaire:
leavin me lookin like this
LMFAO Right!!!
i know rite…weyre
Lol I love me some Nicki
huzzle:
africanviolet:
I just finished a poem
it is four pages long.
I read it out loud 3 times
and I wow-ed myself.
post it!!
lol it is MAD long
I just finished a poem
it is four pages long.
I read it out loud 3 times
and I wow-ed myself.
oh yes
I am in twitter jail
i saw this coming
….. and we are sweating like we are fucking in hell….
welcome
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