April 2010
I can never finish an apple.
huzzle:
laurdama:
Its exhausting.
SAME HERE!!
same
Came on a girl's forehead. Put my thumb across and...
freekittweekit:
prettylilslim:
in-this-endeavor:
abovethehype:
siaamor:
lmao
rofl.
oh
loll. rafiki
lool
& together now.: I feel like some shit →
My boy hit me said we should meet up at Johnny’s to play some xbox and pretend our problems are the aliens we shoot in Gears of War or even better not think about em and just clown each other when we cross each other out our sneakers when we play NBA 2k10. With this shit on my mind, didn’t notice…
le sigh. how i feel everyday
YouTube - An "@" Sign Is Not An "A" →
(via tamlynraven)
LMAO why does he sound black?!
who is ready for my new poem?
“some night he was like Einstein
with the way he subtracted
secrets from my body
other night he was like Picasso
never afraid to brush his lips
on the canvass of my body”
Okay
misterfelder:
spyralstatic:
zombieslutfromhell:
queen-of-everything:
attackshipsonfire:
ghostsinthesnow:
aheartliketheoneyouhave:
amberelizabeth:
polaris—:
masseyp:
My first sexual experience that actually involved nudity. While we’re fondling each other, she asks me if I like Diet Coke. Me: It’s allright. Girl: Well, I LOVE it. How ‘bout you go get me a bottle of it? I go...
Just because I have braces,
simplydop3:
sivicious:
Doesnt mean I grate dicks with em. What the fuck. That wouldnt even be a blowjob. It would be like me brushing my teeth with a dick. Why would I want to “brush my teeth” with a dick? And who sucks dick with their teeth closed anyways.
OH. MY. F&%&#G Goodness.
LMFAOOO
LOL #DEAD AND BURIED
reblog with your middle name
unexpectedtruth:
slobberpussyshadai:
sabor:
tylerdouglasmonroe:
douglas
Jean
Chasity >__>
nicolee . (:
watch me ruin this shit with my African name ‘YOBAERE’
IGBO MAN..
An igbo man on his bed dying surrounded by his family mutters his last words 2 his wife.
Igbo man: Nne where is Chukwudi?
Nne: *tears in her eyes* He is here
Igbo man: where is chukuwuemeka?
Nne: He is here
Igbo man: Chuekube??
Nne: he is here.
Igbo man: *in serious pain* What of Chikodi?
Nne: he is also here.
IGbo Man: *with his last breath he exclaims.."SO WHO UNA COME LEAVE FOR SHOP"
*faints*.
LOL
"ALOT"...lmao
fleurdelise24:
believeinnarwhals:
alvareo:
But there is one grammatical mistake that I particularly enjoy encountering. It has become almost fun for me to come across people who take the phrase “a lot” and condense it down into one word, because when someone says “alot,” this is what I imagine: The Alot is an imaginary creature that I made up to help me deal with my compulsive need...
redgenius:
@africanviolet like immediately asin the day u start???
no wait a bit
it is GHETTO FRIDAY!
AYEEEEE
