No Pad, No Pencil...: When I Grow Up... →
I’m going to be one of those niggas that is famous, but nobody knows why ‘cause they don’t even really do shit. Like Teyana Taylor. The fuck does she do? She danced in like one fucking video, and all of a sudden, now that hoe is everywhere. She needs to go back to the kennel…her Yorkshire terrier… LOOOL
I can't wait to meet the Man that's going to...
(via thatibibiogirl) at first i was like ‘hunh’ then i got it! lol *face palm*
so it was my mum’s birthday yesterday (Thank God) and we went to this Spa place in Ikoyi for Dinner it was really beautiful so i’ll upload some pictures from last night :)
I fucking love the internet.
itspaidaa: solaravada: animalsasleaders: “…So there I was, just fapping in the bathroom, and while I’m going at it I glance up, and what do you know, there’s a moderately sized daddy long-legs or some kind of spider, bright white, making its way down the mirror. I don’t like spiders, but fuck, I’ve got a huge stiffy right now and I’m not wasting it, so I just ignore the spider. The spider...
School is almost here= :(: 40 Ways to Know That... →
You know you are Nigerian: If your name is so long, or so hard to pronounce, that you either have some “Americanized” nickname, or you use your middle name (which is English). If, you know what your name means. If you know of anyone (including yourself) that has any of the following names:…